Outside 10 Downing Street people are turning up late with sleep in their eyes. Inside David Cameron is in Downing Street along with Eric Pickles, Maria Miller, Nick Clegg and Philip Hammond. This is a story about ‘Old Labour’ Chancellor George Osborne, Chief Secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander, the works and pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith, Jeremy Hunt, the NHS, Theresa May, the Home Secretary, Education Secretary Michael Gove, Vince Cable, Philip Hammond of the British army, Culture Secretary Maria Miller and other members of the coalition’s cabinet. Clegg and other nicknames from the coalition cabinet.
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Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/11/25
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/11/24
Have a listen to comedians all around the world, the entertainment industry is changing. Comedians have taken a stance on liberals and modern art distinguishing between the two is key. Adam Lovejoy is in London categorising comedians to distinguish between the two. A lot of jokes seem to be about idiocy trying to understand why people are and how they get together. The topic of the day is still sex and the human right to talk about kinky sex and make it seem funny. Its a part of entertainment and modern art and many people won’t have a bad word said about the matter. The Humorous side of comedy and Liberals trying to be funny are on today’s roster. Ever wondered why comedians never have a go at Liberals even though they’re hilarious?
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/09/24
Adam Lovejoy reports from London in an article called members of the PC brigade fight it out.
The scoop today is about the BBC, Sir David Attenborough and Charles Darwin. You will have read in recent posts about the theory of natural selection. This article by Adam Lovejoy goes into the subject a little bit more.
As you may have noticed the PC lot have been talking about natural selection for years and broadcasting on television about the theories for quite a few years now. Phil Taylor has made a recent comment on the article this week. He spoke about a Switzerland Dignitas clinic suicide facility.
- Brigade warning on strike response (standard.co.uk)
- Tory councillor sparks anger by suggesting Sir David Attenborough take his own life (metro.co.uk)
- Michael Kelly: PC brigade need to lighten up (scotsman.com)
- Always A Delight To See Members Of The PC Brigade Fight It Out Between Themselves (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/09/21
Labour supporters are hard to figure about, especially at a Lib Dem conference. Ben Delicious reports from Brighton.
Con dems and city tax news on the BBC about bedroom tax and British propaganda is seeping back into the British bed. People are asking questions about the symbolism of what is happening with David Cameron and George Osborne unity. The socialist party had people innit trying to make life easier for people, what has happened is the representatives have taken over the nest. They have moved so far left it is difficult to distinguish who they originally wanted to be. The identity of the country has changed and the House of Lords original manifesto’s have crossed so far across the line it is totally unacceptable.
How can you be a Liberal Democrats the title itself is ridiculous. The Gladstone values have been destroyed by the unity together. Many of these politicians signed up have experienced bad things that they think you should know about so the war in Iraq was like a breath of fresh air. Parents experienced hardship in camps during the war. Its the silk purse and cows ear principle.
The national progression of socialism came from the German Nazis believing they are god rather than believing in god. How the French communists did things was very harsh. If you did not like what they were saying they would simply kill you.
Granted it is very difficult during hard times and people snuggle together as we see with Ed Miliband and Ed Balls. the Shadow Chancellor and the home of Jack Straw a man of Straw and before that the one eyed monster Gordon Brown who could not see the whole of the ballot sheet, blind in one eye. The party has considered extenuating circumstances and perhaps because of this we now all live in extenuating circumstances ourselves.
- Who The Hell Still Supports Labour, After What They’ve Done To Everyone? (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- Ed Miliband is heading for No 10 whether people like him or not (theweek.co.uk)
- An inconvenient truth for Ed: the poor are getting richer (telegraph.co.uk)
10 Downing Street Credit Card: Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Nick Clegg Talk’s About Tuition Payments
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/09/18
News from 10 Downing Street, news about a new credit card as the current-events unfold Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom keeps a brave face about education and free booze in Glasgow. The Liberal Democrats have Nick Clegg explaining how politics are going to be in the UK. He covers same sex marriage and finally puts the old cliche to bed that “There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch” or tuition payments regardless of where you live in Britain.
Thomas Mathew explores Glasgow where there is no such thing as a free lunch there. Thomas takes a cynical look at Lib Dems broadcasted speech by Nick Clegg first shown on the BBC Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister hour. In the speech he clearly explained the new tuition fees and how despite the rise it has boosted the economy and created a better future for kids for the next three years or so.
The message has been approved from 10 Downing Street and as you will remember kids at school for two years will get free dinners just like they did years ago. Jamie Oliver will be well pleased, he has a new book out on cheap lunches and living on a budget using utensils that will cost a lot to buy now adays.
10 Downing Street has also approved your new Credit Card and this is becoming more and more of what we see advertised between current-events in the news, online advertising and the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom spoke about that too. The main rule of thumb for people living in the UK need to know is that education and free booze don’t mix even in Glasgow where the politicians are partial to the odd liberal democrat leader.
The Liberal Democrats have excelled themselves and Nick Clegg does exceedingly well with his politics about same sex marriage, post offices and his point about “There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch” will be of particular interest to anyone who wants to know the latest updates about tuition payments fees.
- Yeah, Sure, Give Every Kid A Free Lunch! And A Credit Card. And Free Booze Vouchers As Well (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- How to Consolidate My Credit Cards You Can Live a Debt Free Life (sbwire.com)
- Why Loans Are Better than Credit Cards (savealittlemoney.com)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/09/14
Party conferences are created for no one other than politicians, its a day out for them. Adam Lovejoy reports from Brighton about the latest party conference season. Read from the archives about Tony Blair, Nick Clegg and the Lib Dems. Find out everything you need to know about Labour’s war in Iraq. If you are a civil servant you will enjoy this post. If you are worried about the British constitution and are finding it difficult to sleep at night becuase Ed Miliband said this or you a being kept up all night because David Cameron said that, then go over to Stirring Trouble Internationally.
- Who Needs Party Conferences? Pretty Much No One (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- Poll misery: can anything lift Ed Miliband off his political sickbed? (theweek.co.uk)
- Miliband sees rating shrink as record questioned – Reuters UK (uk.reuters.com)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/09/11
He’s a boy George as you will find out in today’s business report of economic life in the UK.
Adam Lovejoy inside scoop from London on George Osborne referred to here in a satirical way as Boy George for his recently publicised ‘Turning A Corner’ campaign.
The British economy has been crumbling and the Chancellor of the Exchequer and people like Georgie Boy have been promising the British people all kinds of things from darning socks to sucking at lots of things.
Find out all about the Lib Dem mergers and the future of Britain’s economy over on the business report at Stirring Trouble Internationally.
- Boy George Hits The Comedy Circuit With His New Routine ‘Turning A Corner’ (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- Odds Are Every Guy In One Direction Is Bisexual, Says Boy George (queerty.com)
- Afternoon Palate Cleanser: A New Song From Boy George (sfist.com)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/08/18
Ben Delicious reports from Gibraltar about claw backs in the country. British armed forces there are expressing their concerns about both the Lib Dems and the European Union. He shares the news about Prime Minister David Cameron, Jose Manuel Barroso and the Spanish Prime Minister. The question poll being asked seems to be should the British people stay in the EU or not.
- Here’s A Funny One: Dave Begs Jose To Help Him Sort Out Mariona (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- Cameron protest over Gibraltar row (standard.co.uk)
- UK raises concerns about Gibraltar with EU (thestate.com)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/07/16
Todays la-la land entry is about David Cameron and goes into a little bit more detail about the UK Independence Party plus updates from the Tory party and little bits of info about George Osborne, Ed Miliband, The Guardian and their Liberal Democrats who help Labour to report the news.
R.F.Wilson reports from London about the Tory party and the way they feel about the United Kingdom Independence Party, or UKIP for short. David Cameron Ed Miliband’s Liberal Democrats were basking popularity.
Two things in this so-called survey of public opinion. The Office of National Statistics George Osborne.
In La-La Land of opinion polls the Tories surge ahead in popularity while UKIP falls.
So now you know a little bit more about David Cameron and the UK Independence Party, you now take a look if you wish at the Tory party proposals mentioned over on Stirring Trouble Internationally with more information about George Osborne, Ed Miliband and get the latest news from the Guardian, the Liberal Democrats and Labour.
- In La-La Land Of Opinion Polls The Tories Surge Ahead In Popularity While UKIP Falls (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- Tories neck and neck with Labour for first time in 18 months as economy finally shows signs of recovery (dailymail.co.uk)
- Ukip is not an alternative home for disgruntled Tories. It’s a party that threatens an entire political class (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)
- 1 in 5 Tories ‘would vote for Ukip’ (express.co.uk)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/07/10
You blink and you’ll miss it, whilst everyone have their eye on the national health the rug has been pulled on the post office. Take something as special as the Royal Mail and sell it off to a private company, another quick buck for the government like banks to waste the money on bonuses, tossing British money around to dodgy charities and digging up more perfectly fine city roads. Ben Delicious reports from London highlighting the Royal Mail state-owned company and the new privatisations, get used to it folks its going to be weeks of waiting for those letters not to mention the private companies now has access to all your letters, details, new credit cards, birthday cards, sales direct marketing letters and not to mention Amazon and Ebay deliveries.
Business Secretary Vince Cable Parliament sent out the memo to Liberal Democrats telling them about the plans where previously they campaigned a few years ago to stop the closure of local post offices and this is the developments. Now David Cameron is no Business Secretary yet he is a big fan of big British industries staying afloat during this rough patch in the economy. Globally around the world any Culture Secretary could see that the self preservation society is now eroding, selling out outsourcing to other countries out with labour in with the new entrepreneurs with a five year plan, anything beyond five years its completely out of reach especially since the world is changing so fast. So in order to keep up with the curb and keep your trusted mail being delivered to the door a sell out has to take place, or so it seems.
So lets take a look a privatisation and the record it yields splitting companies up, diluting the shares and putting them on the stock market. What usually happens is they offer an opportunity usually to family and friends who work within that industry, then they create lots of spin offs for businesses and entrepreneurs to get excited about, often creating coupons and such, ads offering a piece of the inflated pie, then like all good puff pastries the thing flops, put in the oven only to melt before anyone has a chance to say anything more, the service gets bad press and losses its reputation and lots of CEO’s who supposedly spear head these campaigns get axed when the shares flop. Its a common hack that has been going on for years and there is always a handful of people behind the gig, who leave the country with a wad of cash. Is the country going down the tubes if the post office is sold to the highest bidder. Many people in jobs have already been layed of, do you think your company might be next, leave any anxieties about the whole affair below please. It will be such a con, this Royal Mail privatisation and its not a game you see.
- It Will Be Such A Con, This Royal Mail Privatisation (stirringtroubleinternationally.blogspot.com)
- Royal Mail privatisation ‘will lead to soaring prices and job losses while taxpayer keeps debts’ (mirror.co.uk)
- Cable reveals his plans to sell-off Royal Mail (yorkshirepost.co.uk)
- Royal Mail Privatisation Plans To Be Unveiled (news.sky.com)
- Royal Mail privatisation plan to be revealed (metro.co.uk)
- Royal Mail set for share flotation (bbc.co.uk)
- Royal Mail privatised: How Postman Pat will be affected by new profit-driven service (mirror.co.uk)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/05/28
The Justice ministry have a few announcements in the pipeline which will change the Law of the United Kingdom if the Liberal Democrats have their way London and the Member of Parliament would all just be part of a new Privatisation scheme these are the murmurs from the Royal Courts of Justice and you can also get a different incite into what is happening in Syria, read on to find out more.
The word is that the British economy is in such a perilous state that the unelected coalition has decided to raise a billion smackers by selling – you’ll never guess – the British legal system. Privatise it, actually. Have it run by private companies.
Yes, plans have been drawn by the incompetent fools who populate the Justice Ministry to let the private sector take over the British courts and relieve the Treasury of the burden of paying for its upkeep. Privately operated government they say, that so many MPs have already gone private and hold lots of jobs outside Westminster.
Saving the devastated economy the Tories and the Lib Dems, who make up the coalition, opted to give even more money to the bankers while ignoring the real economy.
And if that is not enough of idiocy then how about cutting the armed forces to the bone while waging a war in Afghanistan and getting closer to starting a new one in Syria.
Stirring Trouble Internationally ‘…If You Want To Kill Anything That Works – Privatise It…’
- If You Want To Kill Anything That Works – Privatise It (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- Justice Secretary Chris Grayling plans to privatise courts in bid to save £1bn a year (standard.co.uk)
- Nick Clegg branded “worse than Thatcher” for backing Royal Mail privatisation (mirror.co.uk)
- Courts to be privatised in radical justice shake-up (thetimes.co.uk)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/05/03
Quick news from South Shields about Labour and David Miliband who spoke some things about UK Independence Party, the ten o’clock news last night found some interesting and entertaining things about Nigel Farage and a party political boardcast from the Liberal Democrats.
Other political parties hardly worth mentioning are the British National Party who are the antithesis of UKIP. Stirring Trouble Internationally ‘…South Shields By-Election…’ R.F.Wilson reports from South Shields: Are you shocked as I am by the results in South Shields by-election that was caused by the untimely departure from politics of David Miliband, the former Labour Foreign Secretary, who has gone to new pastures in America to earn some serious moolah?
I’m not talking about the United Kingdom Independence Party coming second in the vote or the ruling Liberal Democrats coming seventh and losing out to the British National Party and even the Socialist Party, not to mention one of the independent candidates.
Nor am I shocked by the calibre of the Labour candidate, Emma Lewel-Buck, who had won the contest and is going to replace Mr Miliband in the House of Commons debate about government austerity policies.
UKIP can come second in all sorts of elections as much as it wants but it stands no chance of winning a single seat in the Commons because it is headed by a man, Nigel Farage.
You received this message from South Shields updates about Labour, David Miliband. There was snippets of information from the UK Independence Party and lots of interesting news at ten o’clock about Nigel Farage that went on about promoting Liberal Democrats and other British National Party like UKIP after there recent visit to Bulgaria. Stirring Trouble Internationally ‘…Postal Voting Seems Mighty Popular…’
- Popular Among The Electorate These Days (stirringtroubleinternationally.blogspot.com)
- In pictures: South Shields by-election and council polls (bbc.co.uk)
- BNP South Shields by-election candidate becomes Twitter sensation – but not for her policies (mirror.co.uk)
- Ukip surge: Nigel Farage’s party lays claim to being third force in British politics (standard.co.uk)
- South Shields by-election: Labour win, Ukip gains (scotsman.com)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/04/24
This entry is an original post made over on Stirring Trouble Internationally by Adam Lovejoy. Adam reports from Westminster and asks the question:
I know, I know, it sounds bizarre but considering that the Tories will be wiped out at the next general election it makes sense for PM Cameron to finally reveal his true political colours and extend his stay in politics beyond 2015.
Unlike Blair, though, PM Cameron is occupying 10 Downing Street without a proper mandate and the deal with the Liberal Democrats they are following simple steps Gordon Brown used and failed the financial institutions.
Cameron is fighting the budget deficit and introducing austerity blaming the world recession for all the troubles.
Source Stirring Trouble Internationally ‘…Could David Cameron Become Leader Of The Labour Party? Yep, Easily…’
- Could David Cameron Become Leader Of The Labour Party? Yep, Easily (stirringtroubleinternationally.com)
- I want Ed Miliband to be PM, says Labour outcast (standard.co.uk)
- As Labour decides its future, Ed Miliband told: ‘Don’t panic’ (telegraph.co.uk)
- Labour launching care commission (bbc.co.uk)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/03/08
David Cameron delivers another speech on the economy. It’s a comedy routine all over.
The economy has gone all kinds of directions, for some it is getting better and for others it’s a difficult subject. David Cameron has taken time out this week to mention the economy and what is happening with…
Have you ever laughed so much your stockings fell down? Adam Lovejoy laughed so much his socks fell off here is why: and today’s entry from London is about him having a laugh at Economists and stand-up comedians alike agree that Prime Minister David Cameron gives some of his most hilarious performances when he talks about the economy.
And although he is very funny as well when he speaks about foreign police, overseas aid and European Union, it’s his funny take on the economy and the budget deficit that make him stand out among the comedy crowd.
And Mr Cameron did not disappoint his fans and foes alike yesterday, when he delivered another hilarious stand-up comedy routines, in West Yorkshire of all places, the part of the Kingdom from economic policy infested by Liberal Democrats, The audience appreciated the joke and burst into spontaneous applause.reminder’ that the UK was in debt.
Announcing Chancellor George Osborne’s forthcoming budget comedy gig in the Commons soon.
Source Stirring Trouble Internationally ‘…Dave Delivers Another Of His Comedy Routines On The Economy…’
- Bad Comedy Exists Because People With No Sense Of Humour Keep It Going (stirringtrouble.wordpress.com)
- How to Write Jokes and Become a Great Stand-Up Comedian (greatjokewriting.wordpress.com)
- Big Presentation? Imagine It’s Open Mic Night (inc.com)
- Hyperinflation in Hell: An Economics Comedy Routine (pbs.org)
- Tickets On Sale For Chris Hardwick Stand-Up in Baltimore And D.C. (nerdist.com)
- Funny-woman Julia Sutherland loses six stone and finds herself a new comedy routine (dailyrecord.co.uk)
- More Economic Comedy Routines: The Economics of Spam and What’s So Funny About Monetary Policy? (pbs.org)
Posted by Jm Bob on 2013/01/08
In this article find out three commonly used jokes about the Great Depression and why these types of jokes are wearing thin. Find out why the rich and famous love the great depression and why it is so offensive to them. These jokes are the jokes you need to know depending on which circles you roll in.
You will also discover three jokes about the Liberal Democrats that most comedians know about and how you can learn and understand them too, this takes a lot of the humour out the jokes but like Ben points out clowns on the comedy circuit love simple jokes about Nick Clegg in Britian. They generally address these jokes to leftist submissive people who hardly understand the joke. Find out this and much much more by going over to Stirring Trouble Internationally.
Find out why the country is lapping up the jokes being fed to them about the New Tories and why David Cameron is getting a wide birth from London comedy store comedians just like Blair did, I give you a clue its something to do with New Labour if you read the full article you will be one step closer to knowing what comedians are up to in London before they reach your area live. And find out why comedians deliver the same jokes that work in London, if it works in London then chances are it will work in Bognor Regis. If you are curious about what’s Funny in Britain these days and why new comedians avoid jokes about Bankers And Politicians then this post is for you, check it out.