Tony Blair On Canvas

tony blair portrait

Adam Lovejoy is in London and has noticed something from the  art world and its the above image of Tony Blair.  Painted by Alastair Adams who also painted Stephen Fry and Mick Jagger. Tony Blair is mostly known for getting Britian involved in the war in Iraq, and helping capture Saddam Hussein. Tony also used an anti-Christ political campaign of a man with horns to win the elections. You can take a look at the paintings at the National Gallery and find out more about New Labour by following the link below to Stirring Trouble Internationally where you can read the complete post.

Twerking And Couture Fashion

Ben Delicious writes from Paris about Miley Cyrus and the new dance thats rocking the free world twerking is said to be MTV awards equivalent of women’s lib , where women go out dancing in mini-skirts and other skirts. It’s nothing new and according to the usual suspects its been around since Sodom and Gomorrah.Today’s post is about Twerking and Couture Fashion.

my baby dancing on the stage to popular music

Pop Star Tips For Beginners

pop stardomAdam Lovejoy writes from Paris about TV on Sunday God forbid plus pop music and how it can help you get from being where you are now to where you want to be. Find out the subtle steps all pop singers take to get from being musicians to be something more like celebrities in France.

In todays post over on Stirring Trouble Internationally read all about how playing truant is not going to help you and how dancing might. Discover numerous ways to expand thinking about your personal touch to the scene, and more effortlessly getting to be a Pop Star. A free guide for Beginners.

Breaking News Art

breakingnewsisnotbreakingnewsNews from London Stirring Trouble Internationally is a News agency review site. One song in the news this week is the OMG (song) and Breaking news, Twitter, find out more about R.F.Wilson, World News, Current affairs (news format). R.F.Wilson reports from London OMG the big TV and radio networks actually get most of their breaking news from other news providers, like news wires responding to Breaking News and art.

silly prices for art

Nutter Defaces A Constable Painting

the hay wain constableThe National Gallery in London a nutter defaced a priceless painting in the National Gallery. Fathers rights group activist Paul Manning glued a pigeon victory photograph of his son to the famous work by the great John Constable  a picture is shown above of theThe Hay Wain. He has been arrested for trying to deface the artwork.

From the Matchstick to the exhibition of Language and Power the Tate Modern and  the Old Masters are outdated and ordinary and have served their purposes.

Two surrounding paintings are more like Satanism  they must have been painted by artists completely of their rocker. Hendrik Goltzius’s Jupiter And Antiope is one such painting and on the right is the Cornelis van Haarlem depiction of Cadmus followers getting eaten by a dragon. Nutter Defaces A Constable Painting meanwhile in Italy an ex policeman linked with the vatican has been caught making an Italian gay sex ring with young boys. Allegedly the boys were broke and he took the initiative to pimp them out.

 

Celebrity Tilda Swinton artistic adventure

This weeks article is well overdue, its about the art world art can take anything up to five years to finish. Some people are so good at art in five minutes they have it all done. Having the right tools and brushes can really help. If you have a camera that takes nice pictures this can help too, you can always edit it again later on in Photoshop or image editors that you may have already built into your computer.

Most of the artists who have time to make money doing what they these days are celebrities, by day they act or broadcast on the airwaves and by night they do art, some of them just sleep like the rest of us, some of them make art whilst they sleep, today’s post is a good example of this. Tilda sleeping in a glass box has been done by numerous people, often they are trying to get a point across to the world of community. Many of them are copying a formula which has worked before. By taking the glass box outside we can see another side of the celebrity we neither thought nor cared about before this all happened. In the early days escape artists pioneered this way of thinking and inside the box they dis extra ordinary things, this is why there is so much nostalgia for the old glass box trick.

Even television caught up on the trade and like all tested systems it worked surprisingly well. Its no secret people love art and its obvious people like seeing other people in pictures, faces and frames. The glass box is a 3 D panoramic view, in big brother this is called the panopticon. Seeing is half the game understanding the game from the inside and knowing how to get on the other side of the artists glass box is what people really want.

In this post I will try and explain how to apply to be on Big Brother rather than just whittle on about a women’s art copying someone else’s idea. I know you have plenty of places to find this information out and no I am not selling anything I am just adding value to the text. I will also explain how to an art critic and point you in the right direction so you can understand art form. Art is very popular here in London, it does not matter whether you studied in St Martins Art College or self-taught yourself how to draw fancy chalk drawings on the pavement. Most people like art and the idea of quickly making a profit out of art or better still having a blue print for your art can really help.

Here is your Big Brother Blueprint. You watch Big Brother on television, the house is designed comfortably well for all different types of house mates, they live, eat, drink, work rest and play together. This all basic stuff watching makes you an art enthusiast, someone who passively watches and enjoys. This makes people want to be on the show, just like they would want to go out and buy a lottery ticket for the lottery. After Big Brother appearances many people have gone on the do better things, they have in some way proved themselves to the world they have what it takes to be in the TV world. So what do you do to be on Big Brother?

It’s never been so easy to do something, you go over to the website and read the instructions there. At a wild guess you will need a couple of nice images, a half-baked story about who you are and why you are psychologically strong enough to be selected for Big Brother. After a while on the show many contestants forget they are being filmed and do silly things so when you get accepted by mindful of this. Hope that helps.

Secondly if you want to try another route you can be an art critic, so what is an art critic I hear you ask.

Have you ever been to an art exhibition, perhaps you and your partner are on a news letter inviting you to look at the lovely art and photography. Perhaps you are a teacher and all your students keep asking you to come to their first exhibition? Who knows who you are and what you connect with art is, if you gravitate towards art then you are an artist. Depending on where you live as an artist you will be treated differently. Either way if you are still wanting to do what you love which is looking at art and saying something interesting about it which adds value to the industry then an art critique is a good choice.

So how do you get noticed in a world of art critics?

Going on Big Brother might help you can talk and talk all about it there to a large audience.

You can network with other artists who invite you to their exhibitions, eventually you will be the go to person, the person every artist likes to see at there show. Do you like champagne, this might help because lots of champagne gets given away at exhibitions. Much nicer than a piece of cheese and a little silver onion on a stick.

You could create an e-commerce website promising to sell art or open up an art gallery, there are lots of things you could do. You could go back to school and study art, you could leave the home and go and live in warehouse squats with other up and coming upstarts, or you could just blog like we do here. There are lots of bloggers on WordPress, ask around it won’t be long before you wish is your command, but you have to want it. You see many art critics are good, but lets face it they are not that good, reading and listening to these people can take ages and really take up time.

Here is the thing and I now this seems obvious, convoluted and bland but anything you do in life will have a rippling effect later on down the line, so regardless of what you do, or what you read or what you have read and who you share it with, to get that job or have success requires, action.

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Tilda Swinton artistic adventure she spent six hours sleeping in a glass box #Entertainment #BigBrother

Don’t you just love celebrities? Here is actress Tilda Swinton sleeping in a glass box as part of a ‘performance art installation’ in New York’s Museum of Modern. The postmodern art  mugs who  see it. How to apply for Celebrity Big Brother. How to be an art critic and being able to distinguish between a normal sandwich and an artistic butty in learning Art Form.

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Source Stirring Trouble Internationally   ‘…Celebrity As An Art Form? Nah, It’s Just Tilda Taking The P..s Again…’ March 29, 2013 at 12:05AM

A Proper Superhero For A Change The Politically Incorrect Man

Dan Majestic writes from New York   an interesting historical account of  superheroes the clothes they wear and the theories behind the super heroes and the politically incorrect. What’s the point of them exactly?useless superheroesPolitically Incorrect was a late-night, half-hour political talk show hosted by Bill Maher that ran from 1993 to 2002. It premiered on Comedy Central in 1993, moved to ABC in 1997, and cancelled in 2002. The Education Of A Superhero The evil gamesmen has a plan to hypnotize all the young people and wreak havoc upon the city. He transmits an hypnotic signal via arcade games using his ‘hypno-sound machine.’ Meanwhile Francis Byte, a teenage video game prodigy, is doing so well on one particular game that it explodes. This results in him transforming into the new superhero VIDEOMAN. The hypnotized teenagers gather in Central Park where both the Spider-Friends and the very inexperienced Videoman attempt to foil the Gamesman’s scheme.

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Capitalism

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Capitalism (Photo credit: arellis49)

Find out more about  tiny IQs and the reasons behind the stories of the supernatural and stupid memorabilia licomics, ke toy figures, posters from superhero movie sales surrounding films like Spiderman.

Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters’ Very Own Episode (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Read more about The Politically Incorrect Guide  a book series presenting conservative or so-called politically incorrect beliefs on various topics  Regnery Publishing . Each book is written by a different author and generally presents a conservative or libertarian viewpoint on the subject at hand. The series was the brainchild of Jeffrey Rubin, then editor of the Conservative Book Club, Regnery’s sister company within Washington, DC-based Eagle Publishing.  Butters’ Very Own Episode Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night Butters’ Very Own Episode Butters finds out he has been up to late at night.

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends

Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends (Photo credit: ihorner)

Read all about  Batman over on Stirring Trouble Internationally and how driving in fancy cars in silly costumes is thought to be very popular with women.The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (And the Crusades) is a controversial book by Robert Spencer, the director of Jihad Watch. It is part of The Politically Incorrect Guide series by Regnery Publishing.

Superman making his debut in Action Comics No....

Superman making his debut in Action Comics No.1 (June 1938). Cover art by Joe Shuster. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Read all about Superman , the X-Men, Fantastic Four and many more all said to resemble the Chinese Communist Party. Politically Incorrect is a mainly German-language political blog focusing on topics about immigration, multiculturalism and Islam.

The Politically Incorrect ManHave you heard of The Politically Incorrect Man, or Woman? A plan to save the world from the scourge of political correctness.  The Politically Incorrect Guide to Capitalism, published in 2007 and authored by Austrian school economist Robert P. Murphy.

Find out more about liberal trash and politically correct and the difference they make in society. You will also be able to read about  The Politically Incorrect Guide to Capitalism and the criticisms of capitalism for example  Murphy argues they result from government efforts to regulate the free market

Find out more about the medical industry and the divisions in society between the two in The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History, by Thomas Woods, a book  first in the Politically Incorrect Guide series published by Regnery Publishing a company that addressed political correctness. This sprouted the War on Poverty made poverty worse for American liberals in the Soviet Union during the McCarthy Era. Find out how this helped create a cost-effective suggestion for governments and how the Transcontinental Railroad helped create the superheroes.

Source ‘Why Don’t We Have A Proper Superhero For A Change?‘  Stirring Trouble Internationally

Low Cut Dresses High Cut Taches. It’s Been An Off The Shoulder And Off The Wall Celeb Week In London

Suzy Holdfast writes from London’s West End and by reading this article you can catch up with what is happening with celeb entertainment in London, find the most popular low cut dresses that are so called off the wall, catch up with Damian Lewis, Nicole Scherzinger, Rita Ora and a swift reminder about Robbie Williams, British Fashion Awards and see if you can find the connection with good old David Niven 007. Stinky weather in London this week – started wet then got nose-icicle cold but celebs everywhere to brighten it up. Can’t help smelling the plastic they’re made of. PR people very pushy last couple of days. Feeling nervous?

Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams

He was in London to announce his new tour. Robbie tells us: ‘I want to seal my place in pop history.’ [Review] Robbie Williams – Take The Crown (stirringtrouble.wordpress.com).

Nicole Scherzinger

Nobu Unplugged music gig at the Nobu Berkeley Street Nicole Scherzinger was dressed up in bling London: Is Nicole Scherzinger Single Again? Spotted @ Nobu Last Night (moejackson.com).  All dressed up Nicole Scherzinger: Nobu Night Out! (justjared.com) for The X Factor rehearsals, from Mayfair Nicole Scherzinger models UK’s first ever twitter dress (thesun.co.uk)to South London.

Shane MacGowan

Shane MacGowan says he’s seen ghosts, very late plug for his single I Put A Spell On You.

Rita Ora

Rita Ora

She knows a thing or two about low-slung dresses, anyone see her off the shoulder number at the British Fashion Awards? Low Cut Dresses High Cut Taches. It’s Been An Off The Shoulder And Off The Wall Celeb Week In London (stirringtroubleinternationally.com) Rita wanted our vote for her track V.I.P as the hottest record of the year, unfortunately it is not on our list.

Damian Lewis

Now Damian Lewis is the one with the must wear moustache Damian Lewis: ‘I’m sworn to secrecy … but I may be out of Homeland’ (standard.co.uk)in London many of the men are trying to grow one similar to Damian Lewis’s for charity fund Movember. Males with a tache have been seen as cool and generous; generous because some of them have looked prize wimps. Damian’s hairy upper looked like a stick on David Niven job Idris Elba, Damian Lewis’s Odds Slashed to Become Next James Bond (contactmusic.com).

Anyway luvs, the Homeland star shaved off as soon as he got to the airport for LA. Landed hairless on the coast. He was straight into a photo-shoot with Official: Jaguar producing short film starring Damian Lewis from Homeland (autoblog.com) Beautiful car. In the old days, no Jag type would ever be seen behind the wheel without a tache and chequered cap and of course a head-scarfed girlie dressed sensibly. Definitely not off the shoulder numbers.

A humorous take on news and current affairs original article created by Suzy Holdfast: Low Cut Dresses High Cut Taches. It’s Been An Off The Shoulder And Off The Wall Celeb Week In London Anne Hathaway Shows Off Two Dresses For ‘Les Miserables’ In London (hollywoodlife.com). I hope you enjoyed this celeb entertainment show review in London recently, did you manage to find the most popular low cut dresses that are so called off the wall 2012 and I am sure you agree to catch up with Damian Lewis, Nicole Scherzinger, Rita Ora is really refreshing and that swift reminder about Robbie Williams well the British Fashion Awards is much more exciting anyway right? Did you manage to find the connection with good old David Niven and Robbie Williams let me know down below in the comments.

Josephine Portrait and The Best of Eva Cassidy

Freddie Matthews writes from London: You wouldn’t in a million years think that Josephine Oniyama is from Manchester.

Josephine - Portrait

New Album Reviews: Josephine – Portrait

Josephine has been blessed with a soulful and folky vocal reminiscent of Joni Mitchell, Minnie Riperton or even Karen Dalton and that sound doesn’t come around very often. I love how her vocal is both original and nostalgic and she’s only 29, yet obviously old before her time. Track 4 Original Love could quite easily be an Emeli Sande song.

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